my favoritest in the last few minutes

i just saw a commercial -- i already forgot what it's for -- in which a man said he was going to (in a particular video game) "beat (his friend) like a rented mule."

also, i think that under "douche" in the richardtionary, it says "see lucas, george."

and also, sometimes things fall from outer space to make you laugh when you need a good chucklefart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

worth cutting and pasting if you have to, because i'm too lazy to figure out how to put the actual video in the blog.

and also, corona beer is no good

and also, pilsners from poland are good

and also, there's not enough time for this.